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    September 01

    小宇宙要爆发啦

    昨天晚上再创"入睡早高峰",8点半,伴着一个老男人的叨叨
    这个不知名老男人嘴里经常出现的词汇,例如"折腾",例如"卡死",例如"拿大红笔使劲划",例如"地上捡了一张破纸",实在跟考试没有半毛钱关系。不过没有这些词,我睡得更早。
     
    这么难听的东西当相声听,并在每次听到东北乱炖的时候都笑得前仰后合,我笑点还真不是一般低。
     
    生物钟混乱的结果是早上4点半提前往常一个小时醒来,惊奇地发现原来4点多天是不会亮滴。我还一直以为太阳很勤劳。也许,秋天真的比夏天亮得晚那么一点点。听到6点多,这个老男人又把我念困了,然后又睡死过去。
     
    进度很快嘛,我还以为没戏了呢。给点阳光就灿烂,给点洪水就泛滥。给个破筐趴在里面就下蛋。详见冯巩某相声。
     
    照这么下去,会不会早老性老年痴呆或者耳聋啊?
     
    对了,下面也让我笑了半天。如果您也觉得可乐就跟着乐,如果觉得太傻那就无视吧。
     
    说菜丫头打电话给某人(电话那头的对话属臆测)
    "晚上去哪儿吃" —— "不知道,你说呢?"
    "我也不知道" —— "孙丹呢?"
    "她更没主意" (听到这儿我就笑喷了)
     
    菜丫头叮嘱"回家泡泡脚,有助于血液循环" 看我一脸苦大仇深,又补了一句"你学心理学应该知道"
    合着什么时候学心理学应该知道血液循环?
     
    在菜丫头寝室我不停地想唱一条大河,终于到了晚饭时候,丫头给了我一拳,说"都怪你,我也开始唱一条大河了" 请问这是我错么?
     
    菜丫头从床上爬下来的时候,先一级准备翻个身,二级准备坐起身,三级准备站起来。结果得知另外一边还没动静,又回到起点重新开始准备。
     
    有个小孩很可爱,叫做薄瓜瓜,人家问大姨要礼物能上升到一定高度啊,果然红色家庭出身。
     
    电影非常完美,我们的关注重点在于影片结束之后的赞助商。果然有油漆品牌。赞~

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    Jing Chenwrote:
    "你学心理学应该知道"
    太经典了
    Sept. 3
    dancy sunwrote:
    呃,灰常之有可能
    Sept. 3
    黎明 田wrote:
    我还以为要把自己“卡死”...
    Sept. 2
    dancy sunwrote:
    说这个考点一定要卡死
    意会啊
    Sept. 2
    晨阳 吴wrote:
    "卡死"啥意思
    Sept. 1
    天婷 胡wrote:
    话说我刚下了非常完美~
    Sept. 1

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